How HOT are we??

Yes I am very very HOT...and soon am going to vaporize into thin air because of this Hot Hotter Hottest Summer....

Summer 2012 has hit me hard and staying in a place called Vellore really adds up the charm. This summer I have gone through the worst and even post worst situations.

But let me write some of the best outcomes of this summer season:

• Natural Dieting:  Its so so so hot now, it becomes impossible to walk about half a kilometer to the hostel canteen, so most of the days lunch is skipped.
• More and more time spent in laboratory, as hostel rooms are burning hot, and no point going to room and getting fried there!!
• More time in labs without work, more time to discover all the loop holes in university's wifi security to watch videos, series and movies.
• Hot tea and coffee is out of question, no caffeine in body results in 24*7 drowsiness.
• Switch from jeans to salwaars....no pocket...ultimate no comfort, and of course all time carrying the look you have been avoiding for years!! 
• No sleep at night, because the mattress is so hot that it can cook omelet out of my skin.
• And geography and whether logic is playing with us....how can it be 45 degrees for weeks and still no rain!!
• Walk in the Desert....walk in Vellore....No Difference
• Switch to being Tanned....and trust me no sunscreen in the world can avoid....so basically the fair skin I was so proud of has been sacrificed to the lord surya!!
• Most people (maximum guys) will go for the "bald" look....so basically you end up with skull showing guys around you....
• Thanda paani gets garam in a minute, curd gets khatta before eating!!!
• One major disadvantage in the animal kingdom, because of excess heat...the Crows in VIT  have gone crazy and now are attacking humans on road...."true observation n fact".

I am just scared that one day am walking on the road in this hot sun, and I will be vapourised....Just Like That... :o